Brain Smasher... A Love Story 1993
Directed by Albert Pyun | Starring: Andrew Dice Clay, Teri Hatcher, Yuji Okumoto, Deborah Van Valkenburgh
A professional model, Sam Crain, is asked by her sister to smuggle a package from Europe to Portland Oregon, where she discovers that her sister is battling Chinese Shaolin Monks (not ninjas!). Fleeing the monks, Sam unwittingly involves Ed "Brainsmasher" Molloy, a nightclub bouncer.